Sunday, April 3, 2011

Horny Pigs: Gives You Hell


I was browsing the net 'till I came across this website, Interesting Facts. There are exactly 327 random facts listed there when I visited it, I don't know if it updates its facts list or if it is even reliable. I did get a little doubtful when I read this:

21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

Is it just me not knowing this or the website's really wrong? I know mayflies have 24-hour lifespan, even less, but dragonflies? It's the first time I heard of it. Or maybe I just forgot everything I learned from our Invertebrate Zoology class? I'd be a loser of a biologist if that's really the case here. Anyway, one thing that really caught my purr-y attention is this:

37. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I don't dislike pigs, I actually kinda like them. And I never knew I'll like them more because of this. There were also a lot of responses in Yahoo! Answers regarding this disturbing fact. One girl even asked if you'd like to be a pig because of it's "admirable" talent, it's long-lasting orgasm for this case. Now, my answer is this: That would be great to have an orgasm like that, for horny people at least, but doesn't that 30 minutes span of orgasmic pleasure gives you hell at the same time? A regular orgasm gives you "heaven" but tires you at the same time, don't you agree?Now, wanting a 30-minute span of time in "heaven" will kill the pleasure out of you. You'd be the wimpiest kid in the town after that. I'm not saying I have done it before, this is just my plain... I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N.

Sheez. I'm not even an expert in this kind of thing yet I'm blogging about this. Let's just say, I'm a really really curious biologist, so no malice. Anyway, pigs are still lucky for this, but for their other acts, they may be not. It's true, everyone has something they can uniquely be proud of, even pigs do!

2 comments:

  1. We can't really say they're horny. HAHAHAHAHA :))

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