UPDATES!

Since I was awake 'till 5am last night and I wouldn't want to waste the fulfillment of what I did, I'll share what I did. No, it's not about my self-centered side nor is it my vanity. I just updated my Official BlogSite and Twitter. And I'm blogging right now since I want you to be updated too! Even though I know that you wouldn't really care about whatever I do with my life.

For my Blog, new title, new description, new background, updated Home page and updated Visit Me page. You guys just wait for more 'till I give in all my effort for this site, as long as my bones don't get lazy. As for my Twitter, new background image. Now, I just noticed that I'm turning so gay lately that almost all of my web accounts have touches of pink. Even my nails are neon pink. How gay is that? Now, please don't hate me for being gay, as gay is only equal to happy.

WednesDate ♥

Me me me so excited. Me so excited... Partyin' Partyin' Yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun..... This is gonna be so fly, like Peter Pan on G6 off to the sky.

I'm excited for Rebecca Black's Good Charlotte's mall tour this Wednesday. I swear I'll kill myself if I wouldn't be able to see and rock with them. It'll only last for once-in-a-lifetime-blissful 30 fucking minutes of my life. But before I (we) go there, pesto and fruit smoothies first! Crepes for dessert and chips to munch with as time will fly faster than we'll know it. I'm having this craving for all of these yummies already. All of my savings will go to food again, and all of those food will go to my big, flabby tummy. But it's alright, as I will get to spend that rocking night with someone who can forever rock my tiny, itsy bitsy, dramatic world.

After this, back to saving money, though I don't really know where I can get money during the summer break. Next event, beach with my bitches girlies. Coming soon, night out with my sluts loveys. Any more events you want me to join you? Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me...

WebcamWhoring

There are times when my vanity strikes and I go all webcamwhoring with my friends. I'll bug them with "Webcam tayo dali!" You now see what boredom does to me. These photos are webcam print screens from a webcam session with someone. They were taken at around 3 o'clock in the morning. We're night persons, we really are. I wasn't able to take photos of the person I was chatting with, my best friend, since the person's webcam is turned upside down. I wouldn't want to post anything like that since I am a little obsessive-compulsive. And besides, I was the one who wanted to use the webcam, not my friend. What my friend really wanted to do is a voice call, but my net sucks big time that I can't hear any internet-related sounds, e.g. Y!M and FB chat notifications, even YouTube videos, and voice calls on Y!M. So there you have it, Ren gone camwhoring. Wait 'till a worse part of my vanity strikes me, where I'll find an online friend and we'll have a voice chat just for me to sing. I love my friends who are always more than willing to bear with my insanity vanity.

Horny Pigs: Gives You Hell

I was browsing the net 'till I came across this website, Interesting Facts. There are exactly 327 random facts listed there when I visited it, I don't know if it updates its facts list or if it is even reliable. I did get a little doubtful when I read this:

21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

Is it just me not knowing this or the website's really wrong? I know mayflies have 24-hour lifespan, even less, but dragonflies? It's the first time I heard of it. Or maybe I just forgot everything I learned from our Invertebrate Zoology class? I'd be a loser of a biologist if that's really the case here. Anyway, one thing that really caught my purr-y attention is this:

37. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

I don't dislike pigs, I actually kinda like them. And I never knew I'll like them more because of this. There were also a lot of responses in Yahoo! Answers regarding this disturbing fact. One girl even asked if you'd like to be a pig because of it's "admirable" talent, it's long-lasting orgasm for this case. Now, my answer is this: That would be great to have an orgasm like that, for horny people at least, but doesn't that 30 minutes span of orgasmic pleasure gives you hell at the same time? A regular orgasm gives you "heaven" but tires you at the same time, don't you agree?Now, wanting a 30-minute span of time in "heaven" will kill the pleasure out of you. You'd be the wimpiest kid in the town after that. I'm not saying I have done it before, this is just my plain... I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N.

Sheez. I'm not even an expert in this kind of thing yet I'm blogging about this. Let's just say, I'm a really really curious biologist, so no malice. Anyway, pigs are still lucky for this, but for their other acts, they may be not. It's true, everyone has something they can uniquely be proud of, even pigs do!

Better Think Of Your Future

I just wanna live

Don't really care about the things that they say

Don't really care about what happens to me

I just wanna live

Stop your messing around boy

Better think of your future

Better make some good plans boy

Said every one of my teachers

Look out better play it safe

You'll never know what hard times will come your way

We say where we're coming from

We've already seen the worst that life can bring

Now we get expect it everywhere that we go

All the things that they say

Yeah, we already know

-I Just Wanna Live, Good Charlotte

Just now, I love my life more than ever. Better think of my future? Now this is what's gonna change my not-so-exciting future. Hoorah! Thanks to Good Charlotte, I'll have something fun to do, aside from the nightlife, for my one week of summer vacation. I saw a poster of Good Charlotte's tour in the Ayala Malls from a billboard in EDSA. I wasn't able to read which Ayala Mall it is, so as I got home, I visited Good Charlotte's official website immediately. So, it's gonna be held at Glorietta Activity Center on April 6, around 6:30 to 7:00 pm. F**k, it's only for 30 minutes. So yeah, you know it already, of course I'm gonna watch them, and I'll die to see them. I know, I know, they're hard rock with a touch of metal, but I love them, their songs actually, even they kinda look like punk or goth, whatever, I don't really care how they look. Like It's Her Birthday and Hold On are personal favorites, just so you know. Now that I'm really decided to go, I just have to find someone who can rock that concert with me. Feels like I'm calling out for you? May be. Teehee. Lalalala~

Renellie

Since I am vain, I wanted to know how popular my first name is. So I googled it. And I came across a website which gives these details about my first name. This is all thanks to PokeMyName.com. At first, I thought it was PokeMonName. Then I asked myself, "Renellie's a Pokemon name?!" Teehee. I guess I'm too blinded by my vanity.

Renellie is the 58,022nd most popular name in the USA. The popularity level of my first name, Renellie, is 1.42 people per million. I think it's lower than average. As of April 01, 2011 03:03 PM (GMT +8), there are 444 people named Renellie in the United States and the number is averagely increasing by 4 people every year. Quite an updated statistics I must say. Though I can't say it's all that reliable.

The sum of the alphabetical order of RENELLIE is 80, which makes it arithmetic buddies with words Undefiled, Congenial, Gullible, Diligent, Eminent, Pious, Bouncy, Eccentric, Funny, Helpful and Relieved. It's funny that I think these words somehow describe me, though I don't know what undefiled means. It's also the first time I came across with the term "arithmetic buddies". Who would want to use that term in our daily conversations anyway? Now this is what I call self-discovery. Teehee.

Sadomasochism

Feels so good being bad

There's no way I'm turning back

Now the pain is my pleasure

Cause nothing could measure

Love is great, love is fine

Out of the box, out of line

The affliction of the feeling

Leaves me wanting more

Cause I may be bad

But I'm perfectly good at it

Sex in the air, I don't care

I love the smell of it

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But chains and whips excite me

-S&M, Rihanna

Bad boys? Bitch? Slut? Have you seen Rihanna's music video for her song S&M? Well, Youtube made it available only to those who have accounts who are 18 years and older. I will not spoil it, so you better watch it. It's kinda cute, well, at least it's colorful.

Anyway, I like sadism and masochism, I might even label myself slightly of a sadist and a masochist. But when these two things are combined, well uh... they become a different thing. Sadism and masochism, often termed as sadomasochism or S&M for short, refers to the attainment of sexual gratification or pleasure from actions inflicting pain (and even humiliation?). This can be achieve with chains and whips just like how the song tells us. This actually has three divisions known as BDSM, stands for bondage and discipline (B&D), dominance and submission (D/S), and sadism and masochism (S&M). For B&D, it can be in either the form of physical or psychological restraint. I'd rather not discuss much details 'coz nor do I is an expert in this kind of field.

I am emotionally unstable so I like hurting myself whenever I am depressed, but not to the point of killing myself. I also have this view in life that inflicting greater but short term pain makes myself feel numb from the lesser but long term pain, in physical terms. Then the thought just crossed my mind, if I like receiving pain (from myself that is) and inflicting pain (to myself and it's not hardcore pain), may be I'll like S&M. Wait 'till I try it, and I'll tell the world how it feels. Nah. I'm just kidding. But who knows, Rihanna's video isn't hardcore as I expected it to be, and so do I as I may not be who you expect me to be. Labo ko lang eh.

I dunno why I tagged this as academics. Oh well, April Fools! Just so you know, this is my 100^th blog entry, and I at least wanted it to be of something worth reading. But I guess I failed. Ha ha ha.